If you can watch this without peeing yourself laughing.
I salute you.
Goats and sheep screaming at people.
S C R E A M I N G
I AM FUCKING DYING
OMG THE VERY LAST ONE OMGGGG
FUCK GOATS OKAY
i measured altair and hes 25 inches 8)
ALTAIR IS THE NAME OF MY SNAKE
A REPTILE SNAKE
THE PUG AT THE END OH LORD
I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT OH SHIT HALHSPSJEIDLBLDJ
just a casual reminder that the person you find most attractive sometimes experiences splashback when using the toilet
My sleeping pattern is so retarded.
Sleeping at 4am and getting out of bed at 4pm… I wonder how that will work once I start working again LOL
Anyways, seeing that it is late at night/early in the morning/devils hour, I just wanted to say that everything in Tumblr doesn’t seem so interesting anymore.. *Insert angry Tumblarians about how tumblr is amazeballs*
I mean, I pretty much feel constricted to TRULY write anything on this blog because.. well, who can truly trust the interweb people with their deepest darkest secrets. But screw it, I don’t care. My first late night confession to those who know me IRL is that….